I think I'll weigh 350 by the end of the season.

if they keep going at this rate.

First, there's the Fifth Third Burger in West Michigan. Coverage of which, by the way, has gone national. Just remember who was one of the first to have it...way back on February 1.

Now...Skyline Chili at Fifth Third Field in Dayton.

There’s nothing like a cold beer and a hot dog at a baseball game. Unless you are able to top the hot dog with Skyline Chili and cheese, which fans will be able to do this season at Dayton’s Fifth Third Field.

Alan Riney, vice president of marketing for Skyline Chili, said there will be a stand along the first base side of the field serving up Cincinnati-style cheese coneys.

“We were looking for an opportunity to become more of a core part of the fabric of Dayton,” Riney said.

Maybe 375. Hey. Everyone's gotta have a goal.