As I was driving home from the Oshkosh Business Expo last night, I began to have a few thoughts. It began when it took me about ten minutes to scrape the snow/ice hybrid off the car.
I take that back, it actually began during the Expo when I received a call to let me know that the Appleton East at Oshkosh North basketball game I was scheduled to work had been postponed. This was to be the last broadcast on TWC Sports 32. But, now we won't be doing the game.
After the car had been mostly cleared, I started on the trek home. What normally would have taken 20 minutes, took over an hour and 15 minutes.
The snow had finally gotten to me and as I pulled into the carport of the trailer, I began channeling a speech from an 80's movie with a few alterations.
I'm not going to stand up here and give you a lecture about the values of snow and the change of seasons. I just have two simple words for you: No More.
As long as I'm here, I can promise you one thing: That I will do everything in my power to enforce my painfully simple rule of NO MORE!
I know what you're thinking. You gotta live with me and I gotta live with you. Well, it will be a whole lot simpler if you all join with me and say:
NO MORE!
Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go to the corner bar and build a pyramid out of shot glasses. Or go in to the ballpark and sell, sell, sell.
41 dies insquequo Oris Dies!
2 comments:
Always go with your first instinct...
You are making me glad that I forgot to go to the Oshkosh Business Expo. I had been planning to go, but then got caught up with other things. I would have faced the same drive back to Appleton. It was bad enough just doing a half-mile run to Woodman's at 6:00 PM.
As for "No More"...I hear you. Recently relieved of my employment in Green Bay, I am concentrating my job search on the Sun Belt.
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