And how can you not like an episode that begins with this scene:
At Moe's Tavern, the gang beg Homer to tell his story...
Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of how he became a loser, and I never want that to happen to me.
Barney: Please, Homer?
Moe: Yeah, come on, Homer.
Homer: Well, okay.
That scene is from this site that has pretty much the whole episode transcribed.
Other nuggets:
One of the better early episodes of the show.And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle! -- Homer
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Homer: Don't fill up on those vegetables, kids. Save room for your nachos!Lisa+Bart: All right!
Marge: [disapprovingly] Mmm.
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Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by feelings of respect for me. It wouldn't last. -- Homer
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Homer: I wonder why stories of degradation and humiliation make you more popular.Moe: I dunno. They just do.
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