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Why a Dana Carvey movie from 1990? Here's the headline....

Opportunity knocks for Mariners' Lowe and Corcoran

The Lowe in the story is Mark Lowe ('05). The event was part of the Mariner Caravan.

Mark Lowe and Roy Corcoran didn't deny that they'd like to be the Seattle Mariners' closer for the upcoming season.

"Certainly, any reliever would like to be the closer," Lowe said. "It's the best job in the game. At the same time, you want to do whatever makes the team better.

"If there's somebody better than you to do the job, then you tip your cap to them."

The 25-year-old Lowe finished with a 5.37 ERA in 57 appearances and a career-high 632/3 innings last season.

Lowe, with his 96 mph fastball and sense of humor, might have the arm and personality to fill two positions vacated by Putz — closer and team prankster.

"I can throw a pie," Lowe said, drawing a chuckle from the crowd.

Putz was known for putting a pie in a teammate's face during postgame interviews.

Lowe can also be known for:

In the offseason, Lowe golfed in Texas, hunted elk in Montana and hunted hogs in Arkansas. He worked out and began throwing in December.

And I get tired taking the garbage out to the dumpster.