If my co-workers....

didn't read this, I'd be calling in sick to watch the Law & Order marathon on TNT today.

Maybe I could work from home today.

I need Lennie Briscoe to make a couple of cracks here.

"If you don't need me around here, I'll go home and take a nap."

Thanks, Lennie.

"Mr. Petersen, even though you are a taxpayer, technically, we don't actually work for you personally."

Well, my name isn't Petersen, but I've bee getting a lot of that lately. What's your day going to be like?

"9:00 A.M. Subject exited premises to purchase a newspaper. 2:26 p.m. Subject exited premises for cigarettes. 2:29 p.m. Subject looked in the direction of surveillance car and made an obscene gesture."