Name that Mascot

The Quad Cities River Bandits are back after the long, dark twilight struggle as the SWING of the Quad Cities. They have apparently retired the orangutan mascot and brought back that lovable trashcan scavenger, the raccoon.

Go to this link for an artists rendering of how they believe the new mascot will look.

Also, this mascot does not have a name yet and they are taking suggestions over there.

My suggestion:

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy.
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

I think I've mentioned this before, but those lyrics sure are dark and do not match the melody at all.