I didn't want to be back yet

Greetings, Timber Rattler fans. Carl, the Rain-hating Camel here.

I had plans today. But, the cursed weather has taken a turn. Now, I have to cancel my afternoon plans. That's okay, though. The Timber Rattler pitchers are about to take batting practice. I'm just going to park myself out on the Miller High Life Home Run Porch and see if any of them can hit a souvenir to me.

I was planning on coming out to the game for a 'Bang for Your Buck' night anyway. So I'll just be spending more time at the ballpark than I would have. Hope to see you tonight.