Moooooooooooo!

Thursday is our Salute to Cows at Time Warner Cable Field and Benjamin Hill of MiLB.com took notice in his Top 10 Promotions of the Week column.

Wisconsinites are serious about their docile domesticated land mammals, as evidenced by the extravaganza that is Thursday's "Salute To Cows." The night's on-field contests promise to be exceptionally entertaining, as fans will vie to see who is the best milk chugger, beef eater and moo-er (these sort of things demand to be documented for posterity). Contest winners receive a year's supply of cheese curds, which in Wisconsin are worth their weight in gold. A costumed cow is scheduled to throw out the first pitch, and all player head shots on the videoboard will feature milk mustaches (which is about the only facial hair that some of those young pups in the Midwest League can muster). In short, this will be an "udderly" amazing evening (sorry).

No need to apologize to us, Ben.