7/11/2008

Hotel Art (Dayton)


Imagine the conversation:

Couple at left:
Man: Wouldst thou wish to attend a sporting event after services?

Woman: Verily, I wouldst rather stand in the stream over which we have just passed during a most bitterly cold February day. Now, step away, ere thou has an Order of Restraint placed upon thee by local magistrate.

Old man and young man at center
Old man: Now, young lad, what do we call the DH in 'the show'?

Young Man: An abomination?

Old man: Good lad. An extra ration of rum for you tonight!

Young ladies at right:
Pointing girl: And then he sayeth that he wouldst hit a home run to center.

Non-pointing girl: And didst he?

Pointing girl: Yes!

Non-pointing girl: Such insolence!

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