Imagine the conversation:
Couple at left:
Man: Wouldst thou wish to attend a sporting event after services?
Woman: Verily, I wouldst rather stand in the stream over which we have just passed during a most bitterly cold February day. Now, step away, ere thou has an Order of Restraint placed upon thee by local magistrate.
Old man and young man at center
Old man: Now, young lad, what do we call the DH in 'the show'?
Young Man: An abomination?
Old man: Good lad. An extra ration of rum for you tonight!
Young ladies at right:
Pointing girl: And then he sayeth that he wouldst hit a home run to center.
Non-pointing girl: And didst he?
Pointing girl: Yes!
Non-pointing girl: Such insolence!
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