Greetings, Timber Rattlers fans. It is I, Carl, the rain-hating camel. It has been drier than one of Mehring's martinis around here, but I stand ever at the ready to burst in and stand athwart the rain yelling, "STOP!"
Do not fear. Telemachus has informed me that the tarp is on the field...just in time, too, he adds.
This shall pass and tonight's game shall go on as planned so that the glorious march into the single season attendance record may continue.
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