THIS made the Chicago Daily Herald

Buried in the middle of a notes column titled New judge knows how to play ball there is this "item"...

He'll need energy: Spotted along the Fox River trail: Kane County Cougars media relations coordinator Shawn Touney getting in a 10-mile run on a nice Saturday morning.

He'll need to be in good shape to make his way around the Elfstrom Stadium complex, with its new additions and the second deck.

Thanks, Shawn. You are making the path to that Fifth Third Burger look so much better. Or, was it you? Your last name is spelled Tourney, after all.